+++Sage nein!

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Stolen from Sören's blog.

+++The last lecture

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Woah. This is just amazing. Woah.

+++Because every douchebag can make a webcomic.

+++Behold!
http://bademantelfreak.deviantart.com/art/Comic-one-82780682
Yeah. I have a webcomic now. Hah!
Bye.
(May include mature content)

+++MANstruation

+++Today I am MANstruating. You ask me, how is that possible for me, as a man. Well it is just my special day of the month were I am just pissed for no reason, have a huge headache and don't want to do anything. Well at least I am not bleeding or have pain elsewhere.
Anyhow I am also really tired for a week now or so.
Plus I begin to have nightmares again. Not like waking up screaming, but more like "woah, that was... odd!".
For example I dream alot of being naked and unable to dress.
Or I dream of water, flooding water, taking everything with it, of winds so cold and hard that they blow off the flesh and skin of everyone's skeleton.
Today everything is gray, everything is distant. Even the weather seems to be unwilling to do anything, some raindrops fall and the sun is hidden behind thin clouds. You can see it, and you can look directly at it but it doesnt burn you. It looks so surreal.
It is in moments like now, when I am really tired that I realize most about my environment but I am absolutely incapable of interacting with it.
All those little details... or maybe it is just that I can not remember noticing something and all that remains is the feeling of "hey, I noticed that".
Some time ago I used to enjoy being tired or I more didn't care.
Today I hate beeing tired. Especially today. I can't tell dreams from memories anymore. I don't know, what really happened, especially since so many memories seem so totally unrelated to my life. Did anything ever exist?
Does anything exist outside of the house I am sitting in all day now?
Does anything exist?
I dont know.
Im gonna go now again, until I remember what I wanted to say. Im gonna put up a webcomic I made.
So far
Me.

+++I am legend XD

+++By the way, "I am Legend" is an awesome movie. But it has nothing to do with this post.
Its more about... me. As always. Its all about me. Didnt know it? Dont like it? Well there is that bar on the top of your browser window, feel free to enter another address. Or you know what? Go outside, take a walk and enjoy life!
Actually I planned to do a prank on you, the readers on April 1st. I planned to say something like "FUUUUCK I GOT CAUGHT FOR SMOKING WEED THEIRE SENDING ME HOME!", but then I thought that may cause too much panic.
My baseball coach however pranked us pretty badly.
Yeah, that leads me to my next topic. Baseball. I get more and more compliments, because I am getting really good.
Yeah, I am good. Too good actually in a certain point. For example by now I compare everybody to me because I love myself so much. And you know what? Those comparisons leave me in a pretty good light. I love especially my hands! Yeah.
Things that dont run good right now?
Not that I'd know of.
I went to the Christian Youth Rallye of the Southside Church. I loved it and I definitely heard the most powerful preachers ever there.
It's all about choice and remember kids: do not smoke in a meth-lab!
Greetings
Me
P.s.: It seems to become a habit again in Burgdorf to commit suicide. Guys, thats gay. Totally not cool. Just because I am gone, I tell you...
aah, I probably shouldnt make fun of that.
I feel sorry, that some see that as necessary. It never is, believe me.

+++Why the hell am I doing this in the first place?

+++I have to be creative in order to keep every day an adventure.
Today I have put a lot of effort into it and I must say: I was quite successful.
My day began about 6 or something by waking up out of a dream. I dreamt I had a seizure. For some reason my reaction was to get up and unplug my alarm clock. Yeah. Right. Anyhow, I had a huge headache when I woke up again (which probably caused the dream) around... 9? Yeah. Must have been 9.
The dog was outside. Barking. Bark bark. Yeah. Stupid dog. Whatever, If he wouldnt have been there I would have woken up later. Which would have lead to me being late for Baseball practice.
So I threw in some food... Uhm... a sammich and... hmm... something else. And tea. Tea is good.
Yeah. After that I put on my boots and my light, brown jacket, since the sun was shining and it was going to be warm. So I thought.
I could not have been more mistaken.
Keith drove me there and I had only 3 minutes for running into the gym, going to the locker room, dressing up and getting out. So I forgot my sweat-jacket in my locker. Great job, Conny, way to go!
Practice was great. I dont miss any balls anymore and my throwing technique is by now almost perfect - regarding accuracy.
Well, as perfect as it gets. Im not a professional yet, I could not hit a pop can from 50 Meters.
Anyhow, at some point we went outside to train the long balls that go far into the field. Who hasnt got his jacket? That's right, it's me!
The sun apparently decided to disappear behind a layer of gray clouds and first snow flakes fell from the sky.
Crap.
"Next exercise: You lie on the ground and when I say 'go' you run and get the ball!".
Lying on the still partly frozen and muddy ground is not vacation. Running after being cold is neither.
One out of 10 actually managed it to catch the ball.
Brr. So we went back, Coach talked to us. Were gonna have pitching-practice on tuesday. Before school. Why before school? Because we have a game after school.
Yeah. Allright.
Anyhow, I wanted to go and see Alyssa after practice and since Margaret and Keith couldnt drive me I had to take the bus.
Lemme tell you: there are some weird people on there.
And riding the bus is seriously complicated.
There are no plans that are actually accurate, no time-schedules on the stops... I can really understand why no one likes the bus. Its so ghetto, all those screens in there that go off every time the bus goes over a bump, all those rotten people in there...
geez.
Well the time at Alyssa's place was fun, I met three new people but forgot their names. Her family is as weird as she is (she is definitely the most interesting person I met over here so far)
and we really had a good time. Yeah. Gonna do that again some time, maybe.
Because the way back sucked ass.
It was snowing horribly. Everything was gray and cold and wet and cold.
I waited forty minutes for my bus. THe second one I had to take just didnt come so i decided to go into subway and eat a foot-long.
Yeah. Margaret picked me up there.
I was home two hours later than i intended.
Geez.
Greetings
Me.

+++Month of the shoes

+++So yesterday I was out with Jason and Kara because it was Kara's birthday, ergo we went to applebees. That is a pretty mean place, they always make it seem so delicious in the commercials but then it tastes like crap. Whatever.
And since we were at the mall anyways we went inside and I bought a pair of CHUCK TAYLOR shoos. For 35 Dollars. In Europe I'd pay 70 Euros. I feel great.
And its the second pair of foot wear I bought this month, the first one were my boots.

Today I went to Body Worlds. I never thought I'd do that, but since Margaret invited me I went.
It was not really educational. I mean yeah, I got some information out of it, but I knew most of it and it did not like bring a real new perspective to anything.
Not really.
And some stuff was just unnecessary.
Whatever.
Plus Gunther von Hagens has a hillarious German accent. That was just way to funny.
Greetings
Me

+++KEKEKE ZERGRUSH

+++Yeah. Pointless headlines for the win.
Pointless is a good word. My life is pointless right now and I mean in to ways: I have nothing to do and there is no punctuation.
Ijustdontdoanythingimportantexceptforshovelingawaythenewsnowanddownloadinggta2andplayingitbecauseiamsoboredandthenisleepormeditateorlistentomusic.
Thats about it.
Talk nerdy to me baby.
Let's perform a 360 degree angle, you are the terminal side.
I am like pie, most calculators dont show much of me because I am too darn long. Actually infinite.

Wanna connect?
Sure, got firewall?
Yeah, don't want a virus.

I have break now.
Meaning I am practicing anything. Like running. Or just patience. Or playing Warcraft.
Yeah.
Whatever.
greetings
me

+++Hot Fuzz and cold snow

+++Yeah. Today I saw "Hot Fuzz". It's made by the same guys who made "Shaun of the dead" and you can see that in the way the camera is used. It is really awesome, brutal, funny and really a good job. Even though it is SUPER-bloody. But whatever, doesent bother me anyways.
Today we got 9 inches of snow. NINE INCHES. Dangit! And I thought we had spring. Whatever.
Greetings
Me

+++Practice

+++I survived the first day of practice and I have to say: I am not as bad as I thought.
Actually its not hard, not at all. I just need to practice sprinting a little.
Yeah.
But now I feel dead and alive at the same time.
I still have that huge bruise on my left arm in the shape of a baseball. Sweet souvenir!
Yeah.
Thats about it, folks!
Greetings
Me